Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What the hell just happened here!

"What the hell did you do to my Hyderabad ?", This question should be taken seriously by our politicians, civil servants, law enforcements and the common man like you and me.

The only thing that can save this Hyderabad - selfless approach by the common man, who has always been looked down upon, become more politically active and most important fulfill your duties as a citizen.

So far I have met almost 25 people who supported the Telangana Cause, and not surprised to see that a separate Telangana for them was just a change in the vehicle number plate, and a new state in India, and new color for city buses. Delusional ass jockeys I say!

For those who really know what Telangana sentiment is all about, here are the things that I want to say to you that can make your approach towards a new state good, if not better

1. Stop organizing the Bandhs on weekend and start organizing them on Mondays - You are not making a statement by causing problems to the common man, you are not making any progress with your rebellion by stopping the buses, closing down all restaurants and stores and more importantly the bars. Having a Bandh on Monday would be a lot more useful to the common man because

  • Perfect break for a good hangover, so if Monday becomes a dry day also, it helps them recover quick for Tuesday.
  • Makes long weekend look even more awesome
  • Corporate crowd would be adoring you guyz for the bandhs and they might even join you on your occasional Jai Telangana slogan competition.

And FYI, your so called telengana supporters were with me watching the Lord Of The Rings extended trilogy while you were busy, I don’t know, breaking or burning something. Won't you bring them to justice for bunking your protest march?

2. Stop burning anything that has more than 4 wheels - Who do you think you are to burn our city buses and effin vehicle, tere baap ka maal hai saaley? I’d say burn what you can earn, if you have the balls and funds to buy a cycle, burn a goddamn cycle not a bus or a car that you can afford only in your dreams.

3. Stop people standing behind you from smiling and showing the symbol “V” when you are being interviewed on camera about your cause, If you want to be seen on television, read a goddamn Manorama year book and go for KBC, at least people would applause your effort! Because if you don’t I’m going to rip your tongue out, wipe it down your 3 lettered leader’s asscrack and smack you across the face with it like Dhalsim of street fighter.

4. Organize your vandalism – It is confirmed that you will resort to vandalism, but what I say is just organize it, instead of uprooting good statues, shift your area of interest towards statues that need a replacement or something that is in a bad shape, coz you know, win-win situation, this way you will not hear a common man ripping you on your face everytime he/she looks at you. Organize and try your vandalism where municipality never stepped in, that way you are helping making this Telangana region better.

P.S: If you are so interested in breaking the gates, you are most welcome to break our society gate, our sad-ass president refuses to fix a new one, that way I would owe you guyz one! I'll make you guyz an offer you can't refuse.

Follow these steps, and you will be well on your way to becoming a successful individual, and more importantly, a human being and yea it will add a new dimension to your rebellion.

Sincerely

Karthik Kunjithapatham

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